Jor gets political.... everything you need to know about the upcoming election....

[Joranthalus]

All you people is stupid [img]smile.gif[/img]

[mikedanger]

that would explain why i forgot to register. [img]frown.gif[/img]

[Street Worm]

GUNS AND DOPE PARTY POSITION PAPER #23

Little Tony was sitting on a park bench munching
on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th candy bar, a man on the bench across from him said,
"Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you.
It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Little Tony replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

Little Tony answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business."

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[Andyman]

I are not!

[Halitosis Crunch]

I'm right, and you are not right.


That's all there is to it.


Now drink the punch.

[Drau]

Takes one to know one.... [img]tongue.gif[/img]


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[Andyman]

*cues Olivia Newton John*

Let's get political, political!
Let's get into political!
Let me hear double talk, your double talk!

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[Darkest Angel]

Originally posted by Andyman:
*cues Olivia Newton John*

Let's get political, political!
Let's get into political!
Let me hear double talk, your double talk!

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...oh, yeah...that definitely warrants Dark Angel's "Backhand of Doom". *Grabs Fluff by the collar, picks him up, administers backhand. Watches as airborne Fluff disappears over horizen.*

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[Andyman]

But what of Olivia?

[Joranthalus]

she hooked up with john travolta.... HARLOT! JEZEBEL!

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